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Vicente Arraya Castro was a Bolivian football goalkeeper who played for Bolivia in the 1950 FIFA World Cup. He also played for Ferroviario La Paz, and 8 matches for Club Atlético Atlanta of Argentina, in 1944–45. He was the first Bolivian player in the Argentina First Division. He managed the national team in 1959.
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The Dandenong Southern Stingrays are an Australian rules football team in the Talent League, the Victorian statewide under-18s competition.
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