{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mount Sinabung","displaytitle":"Mount Sinabung","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q207678","titles":{"canonical":"Mount_Sinabung","normalized":"Mount Sinabung","display":"Mount Sinabung"},"pageid":8494859,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Sinabung-Gundaling-20100913.JPG/330px-Sinabung-Gundaling-20100913.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Sinabung-Gundaling-20100913.JPG","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287129338","tid":"4b773e7f-20cc-11f0-b136-65b041a3c2ab","timestamp":"2025-04-24T05:23:46Z","description":"Active volcano in North Sumatra, Indonesia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":3.17,"lon":98.392},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sinabung","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sinabung?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sinabung?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mount_Sinabung"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sinabung","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mount_Sinabung","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sinabung?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mount_Sinabung"}},"extract":"Mount Sinabung is a Pleistocene-to-Holocene stratovolcano of andesite and dacite in the Karo plateau of Karo Regency, North Sumatra, Indonesia, 40 kilometres (25 mi) from the Lake Toba supervolcano. Many old lava flows are on its flanks and the last known eruption, before recent times, occurred 1200 years before present, between 740 - 880 CE. Solfataric activities were last observed at the summit in 1912; recent documented events include an eruption in the early hours of 29 August 2010 and eruptions in September and November 2013, January, February and October 2014. The volcano has recently claimed the life of at least 23 people in a number of events since 2014. Between 2013 and 2014, the alert for a major event was increased with no significant activity. On 2 June 2015, the alert was again increased, and on 26 June 2015, at least 10,000 people were evacuated, fearing a major eruption. The long eruption of Mount Sinabung is similar to that of Mount Unzen in Japan, which erupted for five years after lying dormant for 400 years. A major eruption began on 10 August 2020.","extract_html":"
Mount Sinabung is a Pleistocene-to-Holocene stratovolcano of andesite and dacite in the Karo plateau of Karo Regency, North Sumatra, Indonesia, 40 kilometres (25 mi) from the Lake Toba supervolcano. Many old lava flows are on its flanks and the last known eruption, before recent times, occurred 1200 years before present, between 740 - 880 CE. Solfataric activities were last observed at the summit in 1912; recent documented events include an eruption in the early hours of 29 August 2010 and eruptions in September and November 2013, January, February and October 2014. The volcano has recently claimed the life of at least 23 people in a number of events since 2014. Between 2013 and 2014, the alert for a major event was increased with no significant activity. On 2 June 2015, the alert was again increased, and on 26 June 2015, at least 10,000 people were evacuated, fearing a major eruption. The long eruption of Mount Sinabung is similar to that of Mount Unzen in Japan, which erupted for five years after lying dormant for 400 years. A major eruption began on 10 August 2020.
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