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Radiotrophic fungi are fungi that can perform the hypothetical biological process called radiosynthesis, which means using ionizing radiation as an energy source to drive metabolism. It has been claimed that radiotrophic fungi have been found in extreme environments such as in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant.
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Lysiphragma argentaria is a species of moth in the family Tineidae. The family level classification is currently regarded as unsatisfactory and it is not correctly placed in the genus Lysiphragma. This species is endemic to New Zealand and is only found on Three Kings Islands. Adults are on the wing in April and are attracted to light. It is classified as \"At Risk, Naturally Uncommon\" by the Department of Conservation.
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