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Grace Lincoln Hall Brosseau, also known as Mrs. Alfred J. Brosseau, was an American writer and socialite who served as the 13th president general of the National Society Daughters of the American Revolution from 1926 to 1929.
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The Poore Baronetcy, of Rushall in the County of Wiltshire, is a dormant title in the Baronetage of Great Britain. It was created on 8 July 1795 for John Methuen Poore, with remainder, failing heirs male of his own, to his brother Edward Poore and the heirs male of his body.
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