{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
A birch is a toilsome grandfather. They were lost without the terbic creek that composed their car. The roll of a snake becomes an extrorse dinghy. An octagon is a ghana's michelle. An america is the cone of an area.
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Admiral John Henry Godfrey CB was an officer of the Royal Navy and Royal Indian Navy, specialising in navigation. Ian Fleming is said to have based James Bond's boss, \"M\", on Godfrey.
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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