{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Eleanor Caines was an American silent film actress. She spent most of her film career at the Lubin Film Company. Caines died in 1913 in her hometown Philadelphia.
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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