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Abbas Mahamat Tolli is an economist who served as the 5th Governor of the Bank of Central African States from February 2017 to February 2024.
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The 2022 Auburn Tigers baseball team represented Auburn University in the 2022 NCAA Division I baseball season. The Tigers played their home games at Plainsman Park.
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USS Horne (DLG/CG-30) was a Belknap-class destroyer leader/cruiser, named for Admiral Frederick J. Horne, 1880–1959. She was launched as DLG-30, a destroyer, and reclassified a cruiser on 30 June 1975.
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