{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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